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NEW - CRABS ADJUST HUMIDITY 1, 2, 3, & 4 - CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY EXPANSIONS!
This auction includes all four brand new expansion packs of Crabs Adjust Humidity card game to be used with the Cards Against Humanity game.
The items will be shipped ASAP via 2-3 day USPS priority mail (FOR FREE!:) These won't last long at this price!
Volume 1:
Love Cards Against Humanity™, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and over again? Enter Crabs Adjust Humidity, a crappy little third-party, unofficial, unauthorized expansion card set that blends seamlessly with the original game and adds 112 morally-questionable new cards to play.
An unofficial, unauthorized expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.
Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
Contains no shellfish.
Volume 2:
Stalin is often quoted as saying that "quantity has a quality all its own." We here at Vampire Squid Cards agree with that sentiment--as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer, and exposed genitalia. Also, cards. Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten LiveJournal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that-were you to play them in public-would probably get you put on a list of some kind.
Volume Two of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.
Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
Should not be taken internally. Store in a cool, dry place.
Volume 3:
History doesn't have a great record when it comes to third editions. Notable examples of how things go wrong include The Hangover Part III, the Third Reich, and my mother's third child, Stephen. Despite all that, with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Three we're yet again casting aside our filthy metaphorical undergarments in order to expose the twisted, glistening undersides of our damaged psyches. That's right, we've brought you another 112 cards so ill-advised, acting them out could get you thrown in federal prison. Just like Stephen.
Volume Three of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.
Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
Now legal in all fifty states and the District of Columbia. Use only as directed.
Volume 4:
Comedy isn't easy. In fact, studies*** have proven that it's the most difficult and challenging of all human endeavors. It takes experienced, trained professionals to produce the kind of high-potency, refined humor that generates sustained, clean-burning laughter without unpleasant side-effects. The result of months of dedicated research and extensive animal testing, Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Four is comprised of 112 cards representing the very pinnacle of tasteless, juvenile humor.
Volume Four of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.
Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
Probably gluten-free. Keep out of reach of children.
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